"The media is supposed to be custodians of the facts and watchdogs of government. They have, for the most part, neglected to be either of those things."

(Janeane Garofalo)
(1964, American stand-up comedian, actress, political activist and writer)

“Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home.”

(Stephen Colbert)